Well, I say... No mayo? Dis bullshit.

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

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divascreech:

i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you

do not let people tell you that you should respect oppressive or intolerant views and do not let them make you feel guilty when you don’t

fuck them

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inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

(via casticorn)

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

(via legit-humour)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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madamdolorosa:

christmasat-hogwarts:

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world. 

(via actually-ming)

geometricdeathtrap:

*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”

“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”

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riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

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